The Return of Tyler-isms

I wish I could remember everything that comes out of Tyler's mouth lately. It's quite interesting and hilarious! Here are a few I can remember:

When I grow up...
Tyler: "Mommy, when I grow up I'm going to meet a daddy and marry him"
Me: "Ummm..."

Conversations
Me: (at the dinner table) "Tyler, tell me about your day. What did you do?"
Tyler: "Ummm I don't know."
Me: "What do you mean you don't know?"
Tyler: "Mommy, can you just tell me about your day instead?"

Rude
Me: (telling Tyler to do something he didn't want to do)
Tyler: (long eye roll) "Mommy, you are so rude!"
*yeah, that didn't really go over very well, but I did have to turn my head to not laugh in front of him.

Intruders
Tyler: (coming in to where I was) "Look, it's a spider"
Me: (watching something crawl on his hand): "Come here."
Tyler: (walking towards me) "See?"
Me: "That's not a spider. That's a tick."
Tyler: (looks at Toby and shakes his head)

Are you smarter than a preschooler?
Tyler: "Let's play a game."
Me: "Ok, let's see what you know."
Tyler: "I'll ask you. How many sides does a hexagon have?"
Me: (thinking in my head)
Tyler: "Silly, it has six sides!"

Wonder Pets
One of Tyler's favorite shows is Wonder Pets. If you know the show, then you'll understand this conversation. And if you don't, I just had to find the video to show you!
Me: "Tyler, I need you to have a good day today at school. Yesterday was not a good day. If you can be good, then you will get a prize tonight."
Tyler: "This. Is. SEWIUS!" (aka serious)

YOUTUBE Video

Made up games
For whatever reason, Tyler and I have this game in the car where we say "When I get (insert place) I'm going to....." I have no idea how it started but Tyler comes up with the craziest things. For example, this morning he says:

"When I get to school.....I'm going to dance in the tree!"

Knows All
Whenever I ask Tyler if he knows something, before I can get to the end of the sentence he ALWAYS says "yes." When I say "you do?" he says...."Oh, noooo I don't."