Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Tyler-isms

Tyler is at the age where he comes up with crazy things that just make me laugh.  I keep a running tab so I don’t forget.  Here are some of the latest:

Tyler:  “I want chicken nuggets for dinner”

Me:  “You are going to turn into a chicken nugget!”

Tyler:  “Well, you are going to turn into a green bean!”

 

(As if he just noticed my stomach for the first time)

Tyler:  “Mommy, your belly is very big.  We need to get that baby out of there!”

Me:  “Ok, well in about 4 weeks he will be out!”

(later that night on the phone with daddy)

Tyler:  “Hey, our baby is going to be here in 4 minutes!”

 

(After telling Tyler I can’t get on the floor and play cars with him)

Tyler:  “Mommy, I’m going to count to 3.  1….2…..3.   Ok, go sit in time out for not listening to me!”

 

(Tyler is dancing around singing nonsense words)

Tyler:  “Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho…..”

Me:  “What are you singing?”

Tyler:  “I’m singing the ho song”

 

(Tyler’s class made a cross necklace for Easter)

Me:  “Tyler, what is that around your neck on your necklace?”

Tyler:  “That’s a T for Tyler!”

1 comment:

McKenzie said...

I love it. So did you go to time out? Jk.

I don't think I ever grow tired of hearing the adorably funny things kids say!