A Little Redhead’s Easter Craft Morning

*Narrated by mommy*

I want to make Easter eggs today mommy.

 

First you boil the eggs.

Then you put these little circles in the bowl that turn colors.

Watch them fizz and turn colors!

This is pretty awesome if I say so myself!

I picked out the colors all by myself.

Dip the eggs in there.  Mommy says you have to be very careful.  We let them sit for a while to get nice and colorful.

Mommy did that part while I read an Easter book.

What? I like reading on the floor.

Then Mommy actually said she’d do an Easter craft with me.  I think she was still sleep deprived, but it was fun!

Mommy said we still needed to let the eggs dry, so we went in my room and played with plastic Easter eggs. 

I sorted them by color because I’m cool like that.

I decided that I needed to bring down my Easter bunny that was on my top bunk.

The Easter bunny belongs in an Easter basket.  Duh!

Hmm, that basket is too small. Let’s try a bigger one! 

Wait.  I think we need something much bigger. 

Ah, here we go.  You need a pillow, bunny. 

And a blanket. 

And a pat on the head.

Look mommy, I put bunny to bed like a baby!

I’m going to lie down next to him. Nite!

Just kidding, woman.  I don’t fall asleep for recreation!

Book time!

Mommy said the eggs were done.  Peace out bunny.

I got to decorate them with stickers!

And color them!

Look at my fun eggs!

Oops!  I cracked one.  Daddy said I could eat it. Huh crazy man?

Hey….I kinda like it!  I like crafts I can eat!

Mommy and I had a fun morning together.  She’s pretty cool when she’s not throwing up and nagging at me. 

She even made me a smiley face turkey and cheese sandwich for lunch!  She’s pretty awesome!

The end. 

P.S.  I only threw one tantrum today.  Mommy said that was a new record.   I’m trying.