Tyler: “A booger was on my nose.”
Me: “What did you do with it?”
Tyler: “I put it on the couch.”
(in the car listening to the radio and suddenly a slow song comes on)
Tyler: “This song sure does make me want to fall asleep!”
Tyler: “How do you get to heaven?”
Me: “You have to wait until your turn” (trying to bypass specifics)
Tyler: “Well, when it’s my turn, I hope the ladder is high enough.”
(at the table eating dinner, Tyler picks up his bowl of corn and uses his fork as a magic wand)
Tyler: “Abracadabra! I shall make the corn disappear!
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