Josh had to take Ryan to his follow up doctor appointment to make sure his ear infection was gone and to get his second dose of the flu shot. He called me a few moments ago and the conversation went like this:
Josh: “Sometimes, I really hate this daddy daycare stuff.”
Me: “Why, what happened?”
Josh: “Well, we got there and are standing in line, and I smell this awful smell. So, I checked us in and then took him to the bathroom to change him. It was allll down his pants and over everything. I’m using wipe after wipe and then realize we only have about 5 wipes left in the container.”
Me: (interrupting) “Babe, we had another set of wipes in the bag.”
Josh: “Well, I didn’t see them. So, I had to make do with paper towels. I’m wetting them in the sink and look over to see that he is peeing all over himself, his poopy clothes, and his jacket.”
Me: (trying to stop laughing)
Josh: “So, I took everything off of him. I can hear the freakin intercom calling “Ryan LeConey” over the speaker seven or eight times, and I’m yelling that we can’t come from the bathroom. I find a onesie in his bag to put on him.”
Me: (interrupting again) “Babe, we had another set of clothes in there that was weather appropriate. What did you do with his dirty clothes?”
Josh: “Well, I was in the heat of the moment!! I hand washed the clothes enough to get the poop off and threw them in the diaper bag. No, I didn’t put them in a separate bag. Yes, everything will be wet in the diaper bag now.”
(I decided to shut my mouth at this point)
Josh: “So, anyway, he didn’t cry for his shot and he doesn’t have an ear infection anymore. By the way, that bathroom is going to smell awful because I just threw the nasty diaper in the trash can and walked out.”
Ryan, your daddy sure does love you
1 comment:
girl, that went great compared to what bri would have done. we would have been down one outfit and a jacket if it had been brian!! ;) he's a great daddy!
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