Tyler-isms

Mommy: "Why do you like the Little Mermaid so much?"
Tyler: "Lil' Mermaid has red hair. Tyler has red hair too!"
Mommy: "point taken"

Tyler: "I got crabs at new school!"
(after finding out his teachers got two pet crabs for the classroom)

Mommy: (looking in the freezer for something to eat for breakfast)
Tyler: "How about dat?" (pointing to dinosaur chicken nuggets)

Mommy: (sitting down to use the restroom)
Tyler: (runs in with a box of feminine products)

(CD playing song to the tune of "Do you know the muffin man?" The lyrics now change to "Do you know the doughnut man?"
Tyler: dat's Paw Paw!

Tyler: "I bumped my head!"
Mommy: "What happened?"
Tyler: "Mommy call the doctor. No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

(while sitting at a stoplight in Creedmoor)
Tyler: "Bambi!"
Mommy: (on the phone and ignoring him)
Tyler: "Mommy, it's Bambi!"
Mommy: (turning to look at Tyler to see him pointing over to fake deer in the front yard of a house) "Only in Creedmoor"